You think I'm joking, huh?
Please vote on my new feedback survey. I'm bummed because for some reason the sixth selection didn't show up which is "Shut up, Pauli, we're sick of you" or something like that. This selection doesn't make much sense because no one was forced to come here. But I've learned that many a wandering traveler has wound up here only to be greatly offended by something emanating from this humble cottage off an obscure exit ramp on the information highway. Maybe it's the fried zucchini with garlic?
Also -- no one has remarked on my Simpsonesque portrait, not even my wife. What do I have to do to get attention around here?

Oh, yeah, that's the "Vacation" album cover, in case you forgot.
UPDATE: Oh there's that 6th selection. Fire away, Gridley.