How Huckabee's Plans for Improving America's Health and Cleaning Up the Environment Will Work

Mike Huckabee hasn't made all this stuff public yet, but nonetheless I have figured out the secrets.

1) He's going to make all the illegal immigrants go "home" in 120 days after his inauguration in January 2009.

2) This will mean the lawns and gardens will grow uncontrollably with no one to take care of them, thereby eating up all the excess CO2 out of the atmosphere.

3) Then all the overweight Americans will have to do the gardening, yard work, constuction and maid service thereby getting in shape and losing the extra weight.

This will work for awhile until all the illegals find how to get back into the land of opportunity. After that people will get fat again and the planet will once again be plagued by American's deadly love affair with the infernal combustion engine.