The friend I mentioned in this post is up to 48-point Times New Roman in his rants. Alex Jones is his new patron saint. His emails are barely readable. I wish I was joking. Lithium is needed.
Barb, not blocking him isn't probably loyalty. I'm not really Sally sitting next to Linus in the pumpkin patch. I don't know that I'm Lucy dragging his ass back into the house either. I've tried being Charlie Brown, and I got the same reaction: "You just wait!"
Who I really want to be is Snoopy. You know, rent a black helicopter and fly it over his house. Maybe have someone make a video of him flipping out.
You're much more loyal a friend than I am. I think his email address would have been blocked a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteBarb, not blocking him isn't probably loyalty. I'm not really Sally sitting next to Linus in the pumpkin patch. I don't know that I'm Lucy dragging his ass back into the house either. I've tried being Charlie Brown, and I got the same reaction: "You just wait!"
ReplyDeleteWho I really want to be is Snoopy. You know, rent a black helicopter and fly it over his house. Maybe have someone make a video of him flipping out.