Ted Nugent: Dog Eat Dog

I personally don't care what anyone eats, short of fellow human being. But the whole dog-eating thing is funny to me for one reason. The dude wrote something in his first memoir which he certainly thought was really cool at the time. Or I doubt he would have included it. Now it turns out to be a major laughing point. It reminded me of a sixth grade girl I rode the bus with who used to brag about her riding lawn mower, not realizing that everybody was rolling their eyes and laughing behind her back. Along with countless other anecdotes, all involving people ranging in age from kindergarten to college sophomore.