Just to scare the snot out of you

What I'm going as for Halloween:

 

Image courtesy of Althouse, who picked it up from a link at National Review. Her husband Meade's comment is pretty funny, I think.

Other than that, be afraid, be very afraid. These are the Left's latter day Children of the Corn.

Totally unrelated: WTF is "Hadroop"? Logging in en route to post this, Google Adservices informs me I can learn it in 15 days. I sure hope it doesn't involve "genderbread".