Friday Wrap-up #1
Thanks all of you who tuned in for this short premiere week of Contra Pauli. Thanks for nothing, that is. But if you feel like you've benefited from this so far, tell all your internet friends and send me money.
OK, smart religious people, here's an eschatological question: which American League baseball team would the Antichrist be more likely to play for: the Cleveland Indians or the New York Yankees? My opinion? Say what you will about Cleveland, but I don't see them signing the Antichrist in a million years, whereas I'll bet the Yankees would sign him in a New York minute.
Also, if you happen to see a old Mercedes with the windows down and this sticker in the back window, tell the owner he's double-parked.
For some reason, the phrase Damn Yankees keeps coming into my mind. Not to mention, even if the Indians managed to sign the Antichrist, they'd just trade him away again for a minor league player to be named later.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm parodying this, as Diane might have guessed. As overplayed as is the narrative of the "arrogant and decadent Christian west", it only took 2000 years to get that way, yet even a million years worth of being in power won't have that corrupting an effect on Islam if they happen to "take over?" Riiiight......
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