Whatever the Benedict Option ends up being we're going to have as much fun with it as we can. There are obviously some limits to this fun. Or there should be; I have always noticed the absence of wiener jokes in the fable of the Emporer's New Clothes.
But let's not waste time lamenting the limits! Instead, let us continue our exploration of the vast possibilities of what the Benedict Option might be by posing a mind-expanding list of ten questions. Then you may use the comments below to answer these questions or post your own questions.
Just remember that there are no wrong answers and no silly questions. And at the end you get a gold star! Unless you like silver better, of course. But more importantly, we will all have learned because we will have expaaaaaaanded out little mainstream conservative minds!
OK, here we go:
1. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will I still be able to play My Singing Monsters?
2. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will I need to stop shaving and grow a
Christian beard?
3. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will churches with modern architecture disintegrate, explode, implode or catch on fire?
4. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will everyone get a personal, 15-minute Marian apparition?
5. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will looking in bird's nests show us how many children God wants each of us to have?
6. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will
this blog be unmanned?
7. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, will people still
steal sour cream creating obstacles to keeping it local? Will we be allowed to complain about it?
8. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory,
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
9. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, can we
overstate and dramatize our part in world events to inflate our relevance?
10. When the Benedict Option comes in its glory, can I have your Pokemon Cards? how about your Legos?
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