Sunday, January 6, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
How'd he do dat?
If watching this doesn't make you happy, there might be something wrong with you.
Protect the Second Amendment
Sign this petition to protect the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. Click the link or the picture below.
Here's what the Second Amendment says, in case you forgot.
A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Source.
Est Quod Est recommends Glock.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Kind of Thing I Live For
Check this out. A guy named Ken Ferrigni writes:
My point here is that Peter Jackson and Co. got called out for color-coded casting, responded by firing the person who was doing the casting, and then continued to cast an all white group. So somewhere, in some production meeting, PJ&Co. concluded that total whiteness was essential to the story of the Hobbit. That's fine. But it has to be viewed as a choice. Not as a default. And not as an accident.
I don't know if Ken Ferrigni is a light-skinned human or not. But a man named Matthew Preston responds succinctly:
Hidden Tiger, Crouching Dragon had no black people either. WTF? I was just watching the film thinking 'Why aren't there any black people in this mythical medieval China?' They should've made it like Thor where 1/3rd of the Vikings were white, 1/3rd black and 1/3rd Asian, which looks a lot more realistic and believable.
Mr. Preston also included a picture, so you can decide if he's allowed to be ironic about knee-jerk race-baiting.
Matthew Preston, thanks for making my day.
BTW, I have to say this about Thor. Idris Elba did a fine job playing Heimdall, IMHO. And I don't think they gave that Asian Viking dude, what's his name, enough screen time.
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Sunday, November 18, 2012
How Obamacare works
Now that President Obama has been reelected, Obamacare is pretty much a fixture. But a lot of people don't know how it works, or, well, how it's supposed to to work assuming it does at all.
Never fear! I have read the entire law and figured out how it works. It's on page 1689, and I'll outline it here in straight street talk for the people.
1. Take one of those big-assed vanilla envelopes and write this address on the front of it:
Barack Obama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
2. Put your medical bills inside the big vanilla envelope. (Try to fit as many as you can inside to save postage and vanilla trees.)
3. Take the envelope down to the Post Office and hand to clerk and say "Yo, how much postage go on this?" Then hand them the money or your SNAP card.
That's it! See, it's easy. That's why it's called Obamacare -- Obama takes care of it. I guess originally it was going to be Joe Biden who took care of it, but they were afraid he'd screw it up.
Isn't it all wonderful? The people who came up with this idea are geniuses. So simple. As easy as falling off a cliff. Definitely worth the crushing taxes and layoffs.
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
Hamas Bumper Stickers
#HamasBumperStickers = hilarious new Twitter trend. I don't know why the liberals are upset about it, nor the Muslims. Hamas doesn't have anything to do with Islam, does it? Isn't it a terrorist group or something?
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
"He's not here!!" (Yeah, he's in Pattaya, I'll bet)
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