Mayor Bloomberg launches effort to ban Pokemon cards with more than 50 hit points
Rumor is that he floated this idea recently, the whole standard "Who really needs a Pokemon with more than 50 hit points?"
Man, what's next? He has crossed the line here. Don't laugh; most people who care about this aren't old enough to vote. He won't be laughing either if he tries to screw with my Raichu.

Pinball machines are next. he wants bumpers to be 75 points maximum.
RAICHU! RAICHU!