So what should your BUILD-A-ROD-BELIEF-BEAR believe today? Don't worry, you can always build a new BUILD-A-ROD-BELIEF-BEAR that believes completely different, even diametrically opposite things tommorrow.
Some belief options you can choose:
Cars are good:
- Not sure
- Ignatius Reilly
- Saved me
- Will save me if my book is ever published
- God, if you save me from this Dante book, I promise to write a book about You
- Which political party do you belong to, and have I told you about my Dante book?
- My body is a temple
- I've already gotten that sex thing out of the way, thank God
- Food tastes good
- Even I get tired of the sound of my own voice
- I'm a localist, and it's where my roots are
- I made a million dollar advance from a book about it. What's not to love?
- The Muslims can't find me here
- If I can sell my Daddy's land in time, I'll have more time to research my next book about kohlrabi
And the best part is, in addition to those you choose above, you can also add your own featured beliefs the moment you think of one!
So why not take your very own personal BUILD-A-ROD-BELIEF-BEAR for a test build below today?