I loved the disclaimer in this comment to a RedState Post.
Disclaimer: some terms in this comment may be militaristic in nature. Except where the actual US Military is being discussed, these terms should be understood as the non-physical metaphorical type. If you are a crazy person, please interpret these words as a call to engage in non-threatening letter campaign to your elected officials written on the inside cover of Hallmark Cards that feature puppies on front cover. (h/t jerry39)
Have a civil weekend everyone. Knock some heads.