Personnel Advice to Jesus

You all might have seen this before. An imaginary management consulting team advises Our Lord on the potential, or lack thereof, for management and leadership possessed by each of his Apostles.

Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has absolutely no qualities of leadership. The two brothers, James and John, the sons of Zebedee, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel that it is our duty to tell you that Matthew had been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau; James, the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both registered a high score on the manic-depressive scale.

It's worth a read even if you know or can guess the conclusion.