McCain Contra Mundum?

Regarding this, uhhh... "artwork": what I want to know is...


What in the heck is Mother Earth doing wearing a bowler hat? What, she thinks she's Charlie Chaplin or somethin'?

At first I felt bad for poor old Ma Earth, she has no arms. Then I thought, "Oh, well, neither does Venus."


Mars, on the other hand, doesn't seem to be missing anything. But thank God for that bed sheet, I should say.