Gloria James Slamdunks Valet
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Sorel Rockfeller told police he was assaulted by Gloria James because she felt her car was taking too long to be delivered. The valet told authorities that he waited 30 minutes for her and when he went to give her the keys, she started cursing at him.
Gloria James then allegedly slapped the valet across the face with an open hand so hard that she fell to the ground. Several witnesses corroborated the account of the incident.
Police say that she smelled of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes when she was arrested.
After being transported to the Miami Beach police station, James told police that she didn't "trust your kind" and refused to cooperate.
What did Gloria mean by "your kind"? Did she mean police officers or non-millionaires? Unclear.
Yeah, Florida, that's the kind of thing she does. Sorry.
I guess a silver lining is a silver lining.
ReplyDeleteNot only has Gloria gone away, but now that Lebron is gone you don't have to worry about those troublesome playoff games this year, either.
Gloria does not play! That was a serious slap considering the fact that she had been partying up a storm just a few minutes earlier.
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