Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Anthony Weiner Caption Contest

by Pauli

Sourpuss Huma's obviously thinking, "Where's my burqa?" but the caption I'm looking for is what Señor Danger is proclaiming with his hands in this interesting position.


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Posted by Pauli at 7/30/2013 01:39:00 PM

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  1. AnonymousJuly 31, 2013 at 7:30 AM

    "Ladies and gentlemen, I understand the camera angle and resolution were not that great, which is why Huma an I have called this press conference today, to set the record straight. Let me first of all assure you that it is in no way as little as The Little Way of Ruthie Leming, which gets littler on every reading, wouldn't you agree, Huma? No, indeed, it is much more magnificent than that. That is not to say that it's quite as magificent as Bill's, and here I'm only estimating you understand, what would you estimate, Huma? You were there in the White House when he showed it to us both in the Lincoln Bedroom. Larger than a mackeral, but not quite as large as an Italian loaf, wouldn't you say, Huma? Large enough to smoke its own cigars, anyway. But to the point, and Huma is here to confirm what I have to say. It's not the absolute size that's ultimately important, it's the leadership to train and manage it properly, wouldn't you say so, Huma? For example, I like to start each day with a brisk workout, followed by a hot shower and an ice cold rinse, after which a thorough massage with a good quality olive oil, none of this cheap stuff you understand, and then, finally, a tender dressing with a high quality triple-milled baby powder, unscented. Unscented is very important, wouldn't you agree, Huma? Nobody likes those artificial smells.

    "And so that's why Huma and I are asking for your vote for Mayor, because only I can provide the leadership to train and manage it properly. Right, Huma"

    Keith

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    1. AnonymousJuly 31, 2013 at 11:01 AM

      BTW, Pauli, I don't see why you don't slap the The Little Way of Ruthie Leming tag on every post you make. After all, Dreher does. For example, if you'd put it on this post, people searching that phrase would have also been able to enjoy this photo of Weiner and his relationship to whatever TLWORL is supposed to stand for.

      Keith

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    2. PauliJuly 31, 2013 at 11:39 AM

      Seriously, Keith. Let's not drag her name into every jest. Nor Dreher's for that matter.

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    3. pikkumattiJuly 31, 2013 at 12:34 PM

      I agree with Pauli. I am Dreher-fatigued again -- wasting way too much time getting pissed off over his calumny. Time to take a break from it.

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    4. PauliJuly 31, 2013 at 12:43 PM

      Re: fatigue, I'm also Ross Douthat-fatigued. He's a clown in my opinion.

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    5. AnonymousJuly 31, 2013 at 12:43 PM

      That's cool.

      Keith

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    6. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 1:26 PM

      Y'all need to mosey over to Modestinus's blog, Opus Publicum. The Catholic-bashing Internet Converto-Dox are out in force there right now (see the Snark Attack post). They're so far off the chain that they're hilarious, though. They make Dreher almost look sane. Well, OK, maybe not, but they're pretty funny nonsetheless.

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    7. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 2:49 PM

      Linkie!

      http://modestinus.wordpress.com/2013/07/31/snark-attack/#comment-3549

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    8. PauliJuly 31, 2013 at 4:06 PM

      OMG, Diane, that stuff is hilarious.

      On this point, I must concede to the Reverend Subdeacon Carlos. There simply is nothing in Rome that resembles the Divine Liturgy.

      Lol. You can't make this stuff up.

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    9. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 4:15 PM

      It gets even better!!!! :)

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    10. PauliJuly 31, 2013 at 5:15 PM

      Here's a serious idea for them. Why don't they do their own WYD? they don't have a Pope, but they have some kind of Optimus Primate Big Kahuna. Yeah, it's not going to be as big as the Romanist party, but their liturgy will be higher quality, no doubt. They could have artists start building an enormous iconostasis now and put it all together next spring in Greece or Russia or wherever. Or maybe Louisiana. Then they can show us slobs the ropes.

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    11. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 6:58 PM

      Hahaha! Love that idea!

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  2. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    er, I think "nonsetheless" is a cross between "nonsense" and "nonetheless." Or maybe just the result of typing way too fast. ;)

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  3. PauliJuly 31, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    I don't know, but could this all be triggered by the Catlicks getting press? I'm pretty sure that in the past Papal visits, WYD, and any kind of Catholic news (positive or negative) has gotten the nonsensical neo-know-nothings all wound up more than usual.

    (But don't tell them that....)

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    1. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 2:01 PM

      Oh, that's exactly what it's triggered by, methinks.

      Dreher and company cannot ***stand*** the fact that we got so much media attention. Five million kids...the anti-Catholics must be apoplpectic.

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  4. DianeJuly 31, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    Ack, sorry re typos. Apoplectic -- I was typing fast before running to a meeting; sorry.

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