I have finally arrived

I love some of the stuff that lands in my inbox. It makes me feel so special, like this latest invitation:

Registry of Distinguished Women - Confirm your Free Membership
NAPW [info@happypene.com]
Sent:    Thursday, August 13, 2015 11:08 AM
To:       pauli@mugglematters.com

Pauli Congratulations, You've qualified To Join the National Association of Professional Women!

Very Few are selected each year to be included into NAPW.

Please Confirm your Invitation.
http://west21.happypene.com/O0bEW67Iq7iaVnmabrnVKwmr8MIZxcoQ0ir5Pch5HYu62qPPheC58vsKsMkl6wBkqYrZEVS4zDInmidVLbbSLWBaqZz65crB/3OgcE3zjtTOqIUvdxregcTggPPoosPSKF9pSCXC3wAlsP0fMKYrKe/g==

Hilarious.

It's Pauli, not Paula. "Learn your genders, man!"