Rod Dreher: decadent Catholicism determined Super Bowl outcome

A screen capture (because Drehery revisionism is well documented) from this post, which goes on to explain the Catholic practices exposed in this Seattle church which caused the Divine consequences revealed in the title.

Finally, we may be getting to the bottom of something here about why the Pats really won. Not a reprise of Deflategate, not a bad play call, not a Miraculous Vision From Beyond. No, apparently it was really God in His incarnation as Yuri the Fixer throwing the Super Bowl because some Catholics rejoiced in ways professional ex-Catholic Dreher disapproved of which allowed New England to prevail.

If this worries you, just wait for Prophet Dreher's parish by parish inspection of the comparative quality and wholesomeness of your Communion Hosts. And what that portends for your car insurance rates.