On the Dante Trail trail: Those Delicious Creamy Boar Squeazins
Following Rod Dreher on the Dante Trail trail we've now arrived at our second Station of the Belly, Taverna San Giuseppe. After a token shout-out to the Madonna as a stand-in for the therapeutic aesthetics of historical locales, Rod professes his true faith, what the Italians in their wisdom refer to as filosofia di suini:
Let me tell you, with no fear of contradiction: after the meal we had today, this place is holy ground.
And, happy day, today we are able to add both another selfie and another picture of what Rod ate to our treasured album of memories.
The first is a real keeper: Rod looking either post-orgasmic as he contemplates his communion

or, now that I think about it, more like Ruprecht after being granted permission to make room for more on site.

The second pic probably was the source generously afforded us as the subtitle of our post.
Incidentally, to reduce clutter from now on we'll only keep score on the selfies and food pics out of the total. To date:
Total pics: 7 - 100%
Selfies: 3 - 25% of total
Things Rod Ate: 2 - 25% of total
As Rod and Casella depart on the bus like Joe Buck and Ratso headed to Miami, Rod reflects on his Tuscan good fortune
How did this happen? It’s all grace. As Piccardà said, “In His will is our peace.”
True. It could all go away tomorrow, but I would have had this, not deserving any of it, and for that I am grateful. I can hardly tell you how grateful. It’s too much sometimes. Dante teaches that there is no way to work yourself to heaven; all you can do is work to make yourself open to grace when it appears. This is also true, and not only true, but important.
Now as I recall, there was something more to it than grace, or, if it were grace, surely the source of it all was a sad and tragic sort of grace. How Rod arrived at the point pictured above, how this really happened was:
- Rod was in the process of being released from his employment at The John Templeton Foundation
- His agent, who I definitely want negotiating my next new car purchase, managed to snag him a $900,000+ advance for an exploitative, tell-all book about his sister dying of cancer.
- The book hasn't sold all that well, but, hey, there's still a bunch of that grace still in the bank
- Enough to fund an eating vacation to Tuscany, because, given the sales of the sister book, there doesn't seem to have been another advance this time around
Hmmm...I think I've heard of this sort of grace before.
Anyway, what is the real lesson we've learned today at our second Station of the Belly? Right.
That nothing can keep a dark cloud like stinging flies at bay like a heapin' mess o' delicious creamy boar squeazins shared among beloved male companions, far from home under the romantic Tuscan sun.
Grace indeed.