Friday Spam Report

Just glanced at my spam folder and saw two messages. The subjects were "Seduce any Woman" and "Expanding Flexable (sic) Hose". I don't know if they are related or not....

Anyone need a Hawker?

I'm laughing because I just received this piece of high-end spam:

Just checking in. Need not reply. I have great wholesale pricing on Hawker 400's, Hawker 800's, Citation X's and Gulfstreams. If you happen to be doing any upcoming trips or holiday travel, please let me know and I will send you over a quote on a great aircraft with my wholesale pricing.

Also ask me about my all-inclusive 25 hour card programs, at the best price points in the industry. Please contact me directly at either of the below numbers or via email at rj@jets.com. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely, RJ LaSasso

So if you have upcoming trips and you think "What the hell, I'll just buy a plane for crying out loud," please feel free to give Mr. LaSasso. His mobile number is 201.741.6278. Make sure you tell RJ Pauli says "hi".