What's Wrong With Yins Guys?
Why hasn't anyone voted in my new importnat poll? Cheese whiz!
Also... what do yins all think of the picture of me as a Simpson?
(See, yins guys have me so flustered that my Pittsburgh is all coming out, although I might add that there's an ongoing argument about whether it's spelled "yins" or "yuns".)
how about none of the above. i make my own kettle cooked organic sweet potato/rutabaga chips cut with Grandma Ruby's steel hunting machete and sprinkled with bayou salt.
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ReplyDeleteI eat raw cashews and almonds. It's much better for you, ya thug. Besides aren't Doritos a little "high end" for someone from Pittsburg? Don't you eat just generic CHIPS in a white bag?
ReplyDeleteI wish I could pick on you more, but I love the Steelers. I can't make fun of them. They are one of my favorite teams along with the saintly Raiders. I still take great joy in how they used to crush the much hated Dullass Cowfems with their silver spandex uniforms. I can still hear the sweet lamentation of their women. May Jack Lambert always smile on the Steel curtain.
Oh, gosh... I met Jack Lambert signing photos in a supermarket circa 1995... long story, but he balled out a mom right in front of me who wanted him to sign her kid's football. It was funny in a really dark, Pauli kind of way.... but YEAH! May the Dallas (cough, cough) Cowboys die 1,000 deaths!!!
ReplyDeleteBUGLES! Just the thought of them recalls my grandmother passing them out to my brother and I with Scooby Doo glasses full of Pepsi poured from a chilled 12oz returnable bottle. Food of the gawwwwwwds.....
Yo, Cube: Cashews? Yecccchhhh. Almonds, walnuts, and filberts, please. Especially almonds. Toasted to carcinogenic perfection, preferably. :)
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That's why you're a bad Catholic Diane. You don't eat raw almonds.
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Serving in the Navy you learn to appreciate any and all snacks. Also, while the Steelers of the Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Green era where great, they are shadows of their former selves. Of course the same can be said of the Cowboys of the Roger Staubach, Tony Dorsett and Drew Pearson era. Fortunately the era of Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith and Michael Irvin came close. They still are a shadow of their former greatness. On the bright side, both teaMS are rebuilding.
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