Handey Book: "What I'd Say to the Martians"

Oh, good, Jack Handey has a new book out.

I must confess that Handey is just about my favorite comic writer. Fortunately (for me) none of you have had to abide my "double-Jack episodes". That's when I sit down at a festive gathering with a bottle of Jack Daniel's and a stack of Jack Handey books and read aloud the Deep Thoughts contained therein until I've utterly cleared the room.