I'm sure I'm late to the punch bowl on these Chuck Noris facts
But they're funny anyway.
I guess this one explains why Mike Huckabee, who is Norris's bud, said he doesn't believe in evolution:
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
I loved it, Pauli. Read the story about Slyvester Stallone endorsing John McCain.
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Rambo vs. Lone Wolf Mcquade.