Overheard just now at the corner beverage store

"You are going to see history being made, man. We're either gonna get the first woman president or the first black president. Because the Democrats are going to get it, that's for sure. McCain -- man I don't see how he can be for war, him being a POW and all. But what do I know? I'm just a stoned out old hippy, man... at least I can afford my beer and a case of wine every 2 weeks."

God Bless America.