Deo gratiam habeamus!

Let's be grateful for this Godsend: Mouse Mail. Excerpt from the manual:

The technology offers unique features to assist parents while protecting their children. Specifically, if a questionable message is sent to the child it will automatically be diverted to the parent for further action without the child seeing it. Our software is loaded with an expanding data base of key words, abbreviations, and symbols that could be construed as improper or bad language that would, in turn, flag a message. Parents can also add to the list as they deem necessary.

The system is designed to efficiently catch problems before they get out of control, allowing parents to catch potentially harmful messages without the hassle of reading every message. This is not spyware, rather, it has built-in alerts if a threat is detected.

Being a geeky guy, I was going to try to set up something like this myself, but heck, this is fairly cheap, probably better and much cooler. I mean... it's got a mouse cartoon dude and everything.