Friday, May 6, 2011

Mr. Moonbones shreds R2P

When I want some dark humor, I wander over to the Lunar Ossuary where Oengus Moonbones never fails to disappoint, offering gems like Winning the War of R2P.





Winning the War of R2P

Shock and awe them with our Tolerance,
Overwhelm them with our Diversity
Then smash 'em with our Sensitivity.
We’ll show 'em how Progressive we do be.

Free speech for me but not for thee
Such double standards we all can see
We learnt at Open Minded University
Along with other strange perversity.

For we must not offend the R.O.P.
Nor our Saudi masters overseas;
They own the oil spigot, don't you see?
So let us all visualize whorled peas,

And shock and awe them with our Tolerance,
Overwhelm them with our Diversity
Then smash 'em with our Sensitivity.
We’ll show 'em how Progressive we do be.

Love it. Maybe these guys should use this as a marching hymn?

3 comments:

  1. It cheers me that you considered my bit of doggerel humorous enough to be noted.

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  2. Bones, you had me at "how Progressive we do be."

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