Pwned Parenthood

3:52 "As long as they just lie and say..."

Nice.

After the routine physical...

Something pretty cool happened last night. I got abducted by aliens again and this time, after giving me the routine physical examination, they let me ask them questions. I asked them what their favorite Earth rock song was. They said that it was the live version of Ma Ma Ma Belle by ELO. So that explains a lot, I think.