Rod Dreher pivots from 1950s Democrat to...
Bullfrog!
Ha, ha, just kidding! Seriously, Vanna, let's pull up the Rod Dreher Values Board and show our viewers at home what this week's menu of values choices offers him an opportunity to believe in for a day.
When we last left ex-whatever values pundit Rod Dreher, a beautiful gypsy woman had read his palm and revealed to him he was "a 1950s Catholic Democrat". Good one, Rod! I chuckled at that myself. But let's see what other lily pads our mobile amphibian has visited this week after showing Bishop Sheen the webbing between his hind toes.
Egalitarian populist! That's a leap! And...
Back to 1950s Catholic Democrat, this time wearing a leather jacket, sporting one of those gay Marlon Brando caps, and swinging a motorcycle chain in a desperate effort to win back the conservatives he lost on the first incarnation. But...ribbit!...and leap...and...
Whoa! Is God a new urbanist? I never saw that coming. How about you, Vanna? Never mind, we're off again to...
Who-ho-hoa! Conservative-Liberal-Socialist! Talk about your three-way! And...leap!
9/11 Truther! Can this possibly get any better, Vanna? This guy has more moral-ideological lily pads to live on than Golden Corral has offerings for old folks with diverticulitis.
And...
Well, you knew this was coming, didn't you? Still eating the tadpoles, still bashing the post-1950s Catholics.
Gulp!
UPDATE: One correction, Rod. The archbishop’s first name is “John”.
UPDATE2: It’s John Nienstedt, not William.
Well, I guess that settles it, Bob...er, Rod. Those distracting facts tell us that the Archbishop's name is John, not William. Still, we can always believe everything else you put out there, right?
UPDATE3: Bob enjoys a public moment thinking about the permutations of anal sex:
[NFR: What would non-wanton anal sex look like? What about anal sex with a wonton? -- RD]
UPDATE4: T.O. Meehan puts our frog on the dissecting tray and takes him apart.