Friday, December 12, 2008

LMFAO: Vintage Miller Time

I don't watch much TV, too depressing, so I was probably throwing back a Miller High Life with a cheese sandwich while this interview was going on. Dennis Miller is too hilarious. Here are a few excerpts:

MILLER: And by the way, what's with the holy man [Deepak Chopra] wearing the overly current eyewear? You know, I want my visionaries to look a little more humble. Him showing up with those glasses is like Gandhi with an ankle bracelet or something.
MILLER: All I can tell you is after I watched the Chopra boys and I watched Ted Turner, I remember thinking these guys have a lot of gall calling George Bush stupid, because I've met George Bush, and those three make Bush look like Stephen Hawking on a ginkgo biloba drip.
O'REILLY: Finally, Festivus in Washington may be now allowed to put up a sign, whatever that may be, take it from "Seinfeld." Your analysis, please?

MILLER: Well, this is what happens when you open the idiot floodgates. And this is what they're going to get now. And I find it amazingly ironic that atheism has turned into such a strident, lachrymose religion. Where's the sense of humor up there, guys?
MILLER: ....Although I thought the [Festivus] sign next to the Nativity scene made the Nativity scene look much more authentic, because I thought the cow had come out of the manger and dropped one on the floor.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Obama-Blagojevich Connection

I think I've found the connection between Obama and Blagojevich. Read this article. It explains how important it is for an incoming President to buy a new rug for the Oval Office. Bush spent $61,000.00 on the last one. My guess is that it wasn't from Lowe's. Well, why not save the taxpayers some dough and use Rod Blagojevich's toupee? It's probably big enough, and it's wild, ferocious look will help give the Obama White House the "change we've been waiting for."

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

"$150 grand or whatever"

My favorite LOL so far of the Blagojevich crackup, reported by Kirk Shinkle of The Ticker.

ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated that if his wife could get on some corporate boards and “picks up another 150 grand a year or whatever” it would help ROD BLAGOJEVICH get through the next several years as Governor.

"Or whatever." Pocket change, eh Guv?

Well duh, Kirk, Obama pulled that off for Michelle -- remember her coincidental raise from $122,000 to $317,000 after Obama's election as senator?

By the way, James Traficant is getting out and entering a half-way house where he will be taught simple skills like how to comb his fake hair.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary

Here's the lowdown from my man, Saint Ephrem:

Son of God, grant me your own admirable Gift that I may celebrate the wondrous beauty of your beloved Mother! The Virgin gave birth to a son while preserving her virginity; she suckled him who gives nourishment to the peoples; in her immaculate breast she bore him who carries the whole world in his hands. She is Virgin and Mother, what will she not be hereafter? Holy in body, all beautiful in soul, pure of mind, upright in intelligence, perfect in feeling, chaste and faithful, pure of heart and filled with virtue.

May the hearts of virgins rejoice in Mary since of her was born the one who set humankind free from dreadful slavery. May the old Adam, wounded by the serpent, rejoice in Mary; it is Mary who gives Adam a posterity that allows him to crush the accursed serpent and who cures him of his mortal wound (Gen 3,15). Let priests rejoice in the blessed Virgin; she has brought the High Priest into the world who gave himself as a victim, putting an end to the sacrifices of the Old Covenant... Let the prophets rejoice in Mary, since in her were fulfilled their visions, in her were realized their prophecies, in her were confirmed their oracles. Let all the patriarchs rejoice in Mary since she received the blessing promised to them, she who, in her son, has brought them to completion...

Mary is the new tree of life who, instead of the bitter fruit picked by Eve, gives to mankind that sweet fruit on which the whole world is fed.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

"The Gourmet Ghost"

My man, Joshua Depew, and his homeys made this great horror parody. They creatively used sets, props and actors available in their neighborhood, including Tigerlily the Golden Retriever. We hope that fame won't go to Tigerlily's head, or anyone else's.

Here's the first episode to hook y'all in. Then go visit the page I linked above to watch the other 3 parts.

It has some hilarious moments in it. My favorite sight gag has got to be the encyclopedia.