The Other Greatest Cover-up in Human History

According to Pistol Pete and his sources, Judas Iscariot was possibly part of an alleged love triangle between Jesus and Mary Magdalene. Whodathunkit. Excerpt:

"We think it could, possibly, with some measure of uncertainty, be two letters," says Professor Sam R. T. Pants, archaeologist from Harvard University. "One is perhaps from Judas Iscariot to Mary Magdalene and the other potentially is Mary’s reply."

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