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OMG, this is too funny. It's amateur hour... St. Patrick's Day came early.

Visa, Mastercard and Bourbon Accepted

My undying gratitude goes to Tom at Disputations for directing my attention to National Bourbon Heritage Month. This resolution points out that "bourbon has been used as a form of currency" in the past. As far as I'm concerned that still works for me as legal tender for all debts, public and private.

Bull

I smiled when I read this post.

I myself have never seen the kind of gross damage described here. A different scenario I have witnessed, however, which I could describe in similar language. Two people wander into a gift shop; one makes a remark about the merchandise, something like "It ain't all that, dude." The other one laughs stupidly. A store clerk gets upset and, over-reacting, she dials 9-1-1. When the cops show up, the "dudes" are gone. Feeling a little embarrassed, she tells the cops she thought they were going to break something. She remembers that one was wearing a Red Bull T-shirt.

Just for the record, I cannot stand that Red Bull stuff. It tastes like it was concocted in a steel bathtub by bored sugar junkies who figured out how to liquefy SweeTarts. It has been explained to me that the sole purpose of this overpriced Kool-aid is to mix with Vodka, but I'll take the O.J., s'il vous plaît. Much cheaper.

Sister MM on "Me Time"

It's fat Tuesday, but let's not overdo it. That goes for all of us.

Check out another Sister Mary Martha lenten post, this time she takes on "me time" among other things:

One reader is considering giving up her 'me' time for Lent. I didn't realize Catholics had any 'me' time that didn't involve prayer and/or fasting. Live and learn. I guess Jesus had some 'me' time out in the desert, but Satan showed up and ruined it. Right during His bubble bath.