China's War on Women

When it comes to a war on women, no one in our society can compete with the Chi-coms. Excerpt:

“We go in there and say, ‘Don’t abort your baby girl; she’s a precious daughter,’ and that’s the first time these women have ever heard that. They’ve never heard it. All they’ve heard is, ‘If you have a girl, abort her, she’s worthless.’ Which I think is also related to the female suicide rate. If you’re going to abort your baby just because she’s a girl, what does that say to you about your own right to breathe on this earth?”

More men than women and you're not allowed to leave. Sounds like the perfect way to grow an enormous army.

Bill Clinton's Dumber Brother

Mr. Vice President, you don't do this stuff while the camera's rolling. Unless you're Dom DeLuise in this scene.



I mean who could resist Madeline Kahn? Really.

RIP, most of the cast in this hilarious movie. "Remember... to dust you shall return." (How's that for an Ash Wednesday post?)