Caption this photo

I imagine this might be what Helen of Troy's little sister would look like if held for ransom at the court of PeeWee Herman, but that's just me, and because I've enjoyed Mollie Hemingway's writing to date.

Let this be a warning to all: a "selfie" is anything but. It captures everything in its gaping optical maw, Federalist princesses, the defiled corpses of innocent oysters, anything and everything, and yokes them to its agenda of the moment for eternity

But now it's your turn. Write the caption of what this photo is saying to you.

Since we're on the topic...

Since we are on the topic of Dreher's twitter account, I thought I'd post this which has got to be one of the funniest postings of all times.

SOS to @dwightgarner from a Sonic drive-in: Please save this Southern writer while he still has a life of the mind: pic.twitter.com/5P7q5vB8MC
— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) July 21, 2014

More hilarity in the comments, I promise you.

One last selfie

What can I say? The lighting was just ethereal and really flattered me, making me look wise beyond my years, I think.