"Pleeeeeeeease!"

The Little Way Goes BIG TIME

The place where I come from is a small town 
They think so small, they use small words 
But not me

"Things are going to start happening to me now!"

Our friend H. M. Stuart suggested that this link announcing the Big Little Way sort of goes with the following clip from The Jerk.



Or, is it Little Big Way? I can never remember.

"I'm in print!!"

Pope Francis I

President Me

Never mind the sequester.  Obama has now taken on a new job, namely lecturing the Church on "the central message of the Gospel": 

"My hope is, based on what I know about the Catholic Church and the terrific work that they've done around the world and certainly in this country, you know, helping those who are less fortunate, is that you have a pope who sustains and maintains what I consider the central message of the Gospel that we treat everybody as children of God and that we love them the way Jesus Christ taught us to love them."

P.S.  As previously mentioned, I've undertaken reading An Introduction to Christianity by B16.  Fascinating, and humbling about how little I knew (and how little I still know).  Not to judge, but reading even a part of that work underscores how Obama ought to be embarrassed by his shallowness -- but he  apparently doesn't know enough to be embarrassed.  But it's part and parcel of Liberation Theology -- "the primacy of politics and economics . . . as the real powers that bring about salvation".

P.P.S.  BTW, the first part of An Introduction to Christianity is an education on the meaning of "I believe" in the Creed.  And, by extension, the rationale behind its change in the Mass.

Mayor Bloomberg launches effort to ban Pokemon cards with more than 50 hit points

Rumor is that he floated this idea recently, the whole standard "Who really needs a Pokemon with more than 50 hit points?"

Man, what's next? He has crossed the line here. Don't laugh; most people who care about this aren't old enough to vote. He won't be laughing either if he tries to screw with my Raichu.

Pinball machines are next. he wants bumpers to be 75 points maximum.

RAICHU! RAICHU!

Blog Mathematics

When you have limited time, you have to use bloggers math to decide how to post on multiple topics at one time. Plus I know you're all too busy to read my crap all day long. So, for example, adding this story about John Cusack calling Obama an asshole to this story about rabbits chewing through ignition wires at Denver Airport yields the following, much more interesting, video:

Stop reading this blog...

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