"It felt good to be out of the rain"

Have you ever wondered about the whereabouts of the missing horseman of the apocalypse? Well wonder no longer....

There were plants and birds, and rocks and things, There was sand and hills and rings.

Sheesh, what a stupid song.

Golf Joke / Kennedy Joke

Oh, here's another good one to add to my small heap from the other night.

Q: Ted Kennedy, OJ Simpson, Heidi Fleiss, and John Wayne Bobbit are playing golf together. Who wins?

A: None of them. O.J. slices, Heidi hooks, Bobbit has no putter, and Ted Kennedy can't drive over water.

(Heh, heh. He said "putter.")

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