Iowahawk on "young professional kowtowers, bumnuzzlers and bootlicks"

Iowahawk is fracking cracking me up on the aforementioned push to out-Riefenstahl Leni herself.

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And the ACORN cartoon is too funny. "Screw robbery, kid." LOL.


Hey, the second picture of the dude in the purple looks like Dennis Kucinich. Just saying.

You have to check out the link to Patrick Courrielche's piece if you haven't already.